Have you seen my illustration of a WIFFLE-BALL 'ROACH ORNAMENT?
(The one you see here is fuzzy 'cause you put too much brandy in your egg 'hic' nog!)...but
if you want to see a sharp one go HERE.
If you want to read the story about it go HERE,
and scroll down a bit, on the SFG site, to see my 'illy' and story!